O Holy Night III

Music by Adolphe Adam

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O holy night, so peaceful, dark, and quiet

We're stuffed and tipsy, each Priestess and Priest

Witches are holy, but find it hard to diet

We may not orgy, but boy, can we feast!

With stew and wassail, apples, nuts, and pumpkin

We celebrate the deepest truths of life

Please, pass the salt. Oh, taste that turkey dressing

Oh, what will we weigh after seconds on the corn

Oh, what a way to pray! On this night when God's reborn.