Mother Berta's Coming to Town

Tune:  Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

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You better watch out when winter comes nigh

You better not doubt, I'm telling you why

Mother Berta's coming to town

She carries a sack made out of skin

She dumps the toys out and stuffs the kids in

Mother Berta's coming to town

She rides on Master Skeggi

A Goat whose back is strong

Her beard is grey and scraggly

And her tail is ten feet long!

With six or eight horns, a moustache or two

Make a mistake, she's coming for YOU!

Mother Berta's coming to town.

She knows with whom your sleeping

She knows with whom you wake

She knows each thought you're thinking

So don't THINK! For Goddess sake

So when the winds howl way up in the sky

Listen as she and Skeggi pass by

Mother Berta's coming

Mother Berta's coming

Mother Berta's coming

Mother Berta's coming to town