Christmas Time Is Pagan!

Tune: Gloria in Excelsis Deo

(Angels We Have Heard On High)

Christmas time is here again,

Decorations everywhere.

Christmas carols ringing out,

Gentle pagans, we don't care.

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Glorious!

Christmas time is pagan!

Glorious!

Christmas time is pagan!

Modern folks all celebrate

What they learned in Sunday School.

In December, they don't know

They are celebrating Yule!

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Let them have their Christmas trees,

Decked in red and green and blue.

We rejoice at every one!

Christmas trees are pagan, too.

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Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer,

Fill your cup and quench your thirst.

They think the tradition's theirs.

Wassail bowls were pagan, first.

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Every door and window bears

Wreaths of holly, wreaths of pine.

Circles represent the Sun.

Every wreath is yours and mine.

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Christmas lights on Christmas trees,

Candle flames burn higher and higher,

Let us cheer along, my friends,

As they light their Yuletide fire.

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There's a possibility

That this song is yours and mine

'Cause the tune was known to all

Back in A.D. one-two-nine.

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